Dead silence. But I can feel it. Can he? Does he know what I just did? It won’t be long now.
Sniff.Sniff.
Oh no. I’m busted.
When is it too soon to break the farting seal? How do some girls go without ever farting in front of their boyfriends? That’s one of the qualities I look for in a guy – no not how much flatulence he has, but more so how comfortable I can feel with him. I can be a lady with poise and class, when needed. However, I would much rather forgo those stomach cramps. That is most likely the reason why my past three relationships, I’ve been the one to break the seal first. I always do it and then wait to see how long it takes to be discovered. I giggle once caught. I’ll avoid stating the double standard that it’s cute when I do it because my deadly secret weapon could knock out a herd of cows. Ever wonder where chocolate milk comes from? Farting is not the only thing. I believe that you have to be able to be completely comfortable with your significant other. They have to love the whole package – the good, the bad and the smelly. But women, pee with the door closed.
